Every #1 hit of the 2000s rated.

 

HELLISH TIER

With Arms Wide Open by Creed

I Wanna Fuck You by Akon and Snoop Dogg

Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston


TERRIBLE TIER 

I Knew I Loved You by Savage Garden

Be With You by Enrique Iglesias

How You Remind Me by Nickelback

Goodies by Ciara and Petey Pablo

Run It by Chris Brown and Juelz Santana

Laffy Taffy by D4L

You're Beautiful by James Blunt

Don't Matter by Akon

Kiss Kiss by Chris Brown and T-Pain

I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry

Whatever You Like by T.I.

Crack A Bottle by Eminem, Dr. Dre, and 50 Cent

Whatcha Say by Jason Derulo 


BAD TIER

Everything You Want by Vertical Horizon

Bent by Matchbox Twenty

Incomplete by Sisqo

Lean Back by Terror Squad, Fat Joe, and Remy Ma

Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) by Beyonce


MEH TIER

Amazed by Lonestar

It Wasn't Me by Shaggy and Rik Rok

Sutter by Joe and Mystikal

Always On Time by Ja Rule and Ashanti

Ain't It Funny by Jennifer Lopez, Ja Rule, and Cadillac Tah

All I Have by Jennifer Lopez and LL Cool J

This Is The Night by Clay Aiken

Slow Motion by JUVENILE and Soulja Slim

Let Me Love You by Mario

Grillz by Nelly, Paul Wall, Ali & Gipp

Do I Make You Proud by Taylor Hicks

My Love by Justin Timberlake and T.I. 

Say It Right by Nelly Furtado

This Is Why I'm Hot by MIMS

DECENT TIER

What A Girl Wants by Christina Augilera

It's Gonna Be Me by NSYNC

Independent Woman Part 1 by Destiny's Child 

Bootylicious by Destiny's Child

Check On It by Beyonce, Bun B, and Slim Thug

Bad Day by Daniel Powter

Give It To Me - Timbaland, Justin Timberlake, and Nelly Furtado


GOOD TIER

Thank God I Found You by Mariah Carey, Joe, and 98 Degrees

Say My Name by Destiny's Child

Doesn't Really Matter by Janet Jackson

Music by Madonna

Butterfly by Crazy Town

Angel by Shaggy and Rayvon

A Moment Like This by Kelly Clarkson

Bump, Bump, Bump by B2K and P. Diddy

Get Busy by Sean Paul

Shake Ya Tailfeather by Murphy Lee, Nelly, and Diddy

Baby Boy by Beyonce and Sean Paul

Stand Up by Ludacris and Shawna

Candy Shop by 50 Cent

Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

Don't Forget About Us by Mariah Carey

So Sick by Ne-Yo

Temperature by Sean Paul

Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado and Timbaland

London Bridge by Fergie

Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

Buy U A Drank by T-Pain and Yung Joc

No One by Alicia Keys

Love In This Club by Usher and Young Jeezy

Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis

Lollipop by Lil Wayne and Static Major

Viva La Vida by Coldplay

Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas 



EXCELLENT TIER

Smooth by Santana and Rob Thomas

Come Over Baby (All I Want Is You) by Christina Augilera

All For You by Janet Jackson

Lady Marmalade by Christina Augilera, Lil Kim, Mya, and P!nk

Maria Maria by Santana and The Product G&B

U Remind Me by Usher

Fallin' by Alicia Keys

I'm Real by Jennifer Lopez and Ja Rule

Family Affair by Mary J Blige

U Got It Bad by Usher

Foolish by Ashanti

Hot In Herre by Nelly

Dilemma by Nelly and Kelly Rowland

In Da Club by 50 Cent

21 Questions by 50 Cent and Nate Dogg

Crazy In Love by Beyonce and Jay-Z

Hey Ya! by Outkast

The Way You Move by Outkast and Sleepy Brown

Slow Jamz by Twista, Kanye West, and Jamie Foxx

Burn by Usher

I Believe by Fantasia

Confessions Part II by Usher

My Boo by Usher and Alicia Keys

Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg and Pharrell Williams

We Belong Together by Mariah Carey

Inside Your Heaven by Carrie Underwood

Gold Digger by Kanye West and Jamie Foxx

SOS by Rihanna

Ridin' by Chamillionaire and Krayzie Bone

Hips Don't Lie by Shakira and Wyclef Jean

Sexyback by Justin Timberlake and Timbaland

Money Maker by Ludacris and Pharrell Williams

Irreplacable by Beyonce

What Goes Around... Comes Around by Justin Timberlake

Makes Me Wonder by Maroon 5

Umbrella by Rihanna and Jay-Z

Hey There Delilah by Plain White T's
Crank That (Soulja Boy) by Soulja Boy

Stronger by Kanye West

Low by Flo Rida and T-Pain

Touch My Body by Mariah Carey

So What by P!nk

Live Your Life by T.I. and Rihanna

Womanizer by Britney Spears 

Just Dance by Lady Gaga and Colby O'Donis

My Life Would Suck Without You by Kelly Clarkson 

Right Round by Flo Rida and Kesha

I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas 

Down by Jay Sean and Lil Wayne

3 by Britney Spears 

Empire State Of Mind by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys


LEGENDARY TIER

Ms. Jackson by OutKast

Lose Yourself by Eminem

Yeah! by Usher, Lil Jon, and Ludacris

Glamorous by Fergie and Ludacris

Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie

Disturbia by Rihanna

Poker Face by Lady Gaga

Fireflies by Owl City 


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